carpe omnia

some people do evil purposefully, others can't help the evil they make.

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via hufflepuff420)

Right Away, Great Captain!

—Oh No, I Tried

spamueljackson:

And your too close to call.
I would sell my martyr,
for the chance to hear you talk.

Anonymous asked: Do you identify as straight?

sunflower-mama:

I identify as homo sapien

sainted-places:

Basilika Gößweinstein / basilica Gößweinstein,Oberfranken(Bayern) / Upper Franconia (Bavaria). pulpit and high altar. (August 2013)

(biggest place of trinity pilgrimage of Germany)

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